un-lady-like

i think this is weird but i jilled off 6 times this morning. idunno how it happened. i was on the couch putting on some makeup and watching the news and was like, it's time. perhaps it happened because i was checking out my vadge in my little hand-held make-up mirror? perhaps. i know it wasn't the news i was watching. you'd think the news would hinder the act but i was pleasantly surprised to find out it didn't. and i know girls aren't supposed to say things like this but i tasted it. i also wanted to go back to sleep but sadly i had to get dressed for work. i wonder if he knew what was going on after he got out of the shower because you know when you get yourself a lot of times in a row it smells like sex in the room. i was thinking that he notice because we both were freshly showered and you might smell something out of the ordinary that's not necessarily bad but sex'ish. like i give a shit.