ok so yeah my binger will be 33 days rather than 30. so fucking what. fucking sue me. i don't know how i can be expected to run 13 miles hammered. it was not supposed to happen this way. speaking of hammered, i think it's charming when you young guys say words like 'hammered' and 'bro' and 'sick'. and when i say charming i mean that in a summer's eve kind of way. remember when i only attracted 23 year old hot chics who thought i too was 23 so it was ok for us to make out in public? well it appears i've moved on to 27 year old doucheys who think i too am 27 so it's ok to make out in public. yes sir, wear your aviators in bars at night and keep your breezy button down shirt buttoned down to show your hairless chest and silver ring on your middle finger. this is not the one who had my hand down his pants though. no, not him. i would never hold the cock of a man who wears a middle finger ring.
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i like how it's now 33
thanks for the font boner
thanks for interrupting my porn masturbation session with your drunk cougar texting.
Would you hold the hand of a man who wears a cock ring?
LOL did i call myself a cougar? god i'm such a fag.
fuck this, get yr ass back to work bitch! i don't get paid to...wait, nevermind. just...fuggit. you better be having fun.
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